Booty Camp by Debra Anastasia
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Released August 28, 2016
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Booty Camp Dating Service is a wildly successful matchmaking company. The twist? Well, Wolf Saber –who inherited his gift– is NEVER wrong when he matches people. It’s a gift passed down from his grandmother to his mother to him.
He’s sexy but stays behind the scenes, letting his buddy Chance do all the talking while he matches the clients at parties and events. Booty Camp Dating Service travels the country, and nine months after they leave the city there’s always a flurry of weddings and an accompanying baby boom. Booty Camp claims that clients will be 110% satisfied and they deliver on that promise every single time.
Except Wolf refuses to deliver on that guarantee for himself. He doesn’t find love until Hazel Lavender’s best friend pushes her through his front door. Now all he wants to do is make sure Hazel is 110% satisfied…in his bed. Which, ironically, would break the very rules Wolf demands of his employees–no dating clients, ever.
So instead, Wolf and Hazel fight. And kiss. And fight some more.
Will Wolf’s own rules make him the very first Booty Camp Happily Never After?
Line up readers, your Booty Camp date is waiting…
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Booty Camp starts with a literal bang.
“Hazel’s throat was raw from screaming Scott’s name. He did that to her. With his hands, his mouth and his long, thin penis.”
And just like a firework, the glow was bright and pretty, but leaves you with smoke and darkness.
“That last orgasm was my parting gift. I’ve got another girl.”
Hazel is a special education teacher and her best friend and assistant principal, Claire gets tickets to “Booty Camp” a dating service that is 110% guaranteed to find you your soul mate. Claire immediately finds her soul mate (in the owner of Booty Camp’s best friend).
After spending a little time at the service Hazel decides this isn’t for her and demands her money back. Wolf the owner won’t refund her money because she must go on five dates before she can get a refund.
The piss and vinegar between these two is other worldly and off the freaking charts. When it finally boils over and they give into what they are fighting so hard because “Wolf doesn’t date clients” it’s like dynamite. Then Wolf opens his mouth and everything goes to shit.
Because their best friends are getting married they keep getting thrust (*raises eyebrows suggestively*) together.
You might get a tad frustrated with these two in Booty Camp but, you will also fall in love and laugh your ass off!
